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I just don’t understand tattoos

I’ve figured that theres probably only a few real good reasons to get tattoos.  The main being that you’re in a band.  If your in a band than I imagine tattoos just enhances your awesome rock image.  I’m cool with it.  But otherwise I don’t understand it.  I’m 26 and I still can’t see the reasoning behind a tattoo.  How can you like anything so much that you need it on you?  You love your dog so much you have to get this:

At the end of the day you can do whatever you want with your own body, but I just want some input or a bit of enlightenment.  My speculations on the matter are a bit harsh.  Here are my reasons…

1. Drunk

I can imagine if you’re drunk it would be an awesome idea.  My friend russ had a rugby tattoos inked on when he was wasted and I can see something like this happening.

2. Cop Out

“I can’t actually achieve anything badass so I will pay money so people think I’m a rebel.  I didn’t actually do anything awesome to earn this, but I will sit in a chair and get jesus riding a horse tattooed onto my back.”

3. Get Laid

“Oh I love badass guys in tattoos (See above)”

4. Prison

5. Obsession with asian symbols

Lets be honest, a ton of my friends who I love have ink but I bet you could nail their ink down to one of these reasons,

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